Recently, some fans with balls have shown they’re not afraid.

Repeated tries have caused the cries to piss on your parade.

It’s work for us, a laugh for some. “It’s just a bit of fun”.

The chances now to get one in have dropped from slim to none.

They won’t go in. You will not win. For this I beg your pardon.

Cos now there is a giant net that’s stretched across the garden.